Cam Guy Bloopers by ConranJune 18, 2012
Okay, so I had another chat with my old camming friend and he’s let me into another couple of experiences that he finally admits he’s had when putting on cam shows. And this one is all about privacy.
I think more than a few of us know what it’s like living with others and having to maintain some privacy, and these two experiences actually relate to that from the perspectives of both.
The “strokus interruptus” (Latin name) is the possibly predictable scenario where you’re in full swing, putting on one hell of a show for your audience, and the roommate makes an unscheduled cameo appearance. This actually did happen to my buddy. He was blasting music out and kicking back in his chair, didn’t hear his roommate knock on the door. The audience actually pointed out the young man standing in the doorway watching the live show lol
Then there’s the “non-paying viewer” scenario that he also experienced. It’s basically the same in reverse. He was on cam with this older guy in the US, “performing” for each other, when the wife of the audience arrived in the background and caught her husband. She didn’t say or do anything, just paused for a moment, then backed up out of the room. My buddy didn’t tell his cam friend that his wife had just walked in and seen what was happening. The married dude was back on cam a couple of days later seemingly oblivious to the fact that he’d been caught lol
So, the lesson is, lock your door. Whether you’re watching or performing for someone else1 Comment »
More Cam Guy Mishaps by ConranJune 13, 2012
So a few days ago I presented some humorous little things that might, or might not, have happened to a friend of mine when he was putting on cam shows – he still hasn’t fessed up to it lol
And there are now a few more that have come to light. Once again, he’s denying that any of these have happened to him, but I think it’s probably safe to assume they have.
The “Aesthetic Error” is probably a pretty common one, and it involves some man-scaping going awry. I think quite a lot of us like to keep everything looking good, and I also think almost every guy knows about the “dimensional benefits” of having the right haircut for your soldier. But sometimes a guy might not consider that the Kojak look might not be appreciated by his fans lol
The “Floppy Drive” is a classic, not just because of the retro connotations either. This is the problem that occurs when you know you’re gonna be putting on a show, but something causes a major floppage incident. Again, this doesn’t affect all cam guys, it really depends on the “style” of their shows. Incidents like this can apparently be caused by imagining your parents doing it, getting it on with someone too soon before a show, or rubbing one out at the wrong time.
Stay tuned for more, I think there are some arriving tomorrow by email
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For The Cam With Him Forum Peeps by ConranFebruary 12, 2012
The guys and girls in the forum have a neat thread in there where everyone is showing of their cute furry friends (no, get your mind out of the gutter! lol)
It seems that everyone on here has some pets, and some of the cats are especially cute.
After some suggestions on the thread about having some cam shows with the cats (again, don’t get weird!) and perhaps some voicing over to make it a little bit more special, I was reminded of one of the masters of the cat cam video – Steve Cash.
I can’t embed videos in the forum, and if it is possible I’m so dumb I can’t work out how to do it. So I thought I’d share some of the best “cat cam” videos from Mr. Cash on here instead, and give you all a little bit of a chuckle.
Of course, it has to be pointed out also that while his pets are very cute and very funny, Mr. Steve Cash himself is a serious hottie! Trust me on this, the guy is sexy as hell. If we can get this hot guy on the Cam With Him site I don’t care if he brings his cats with him or not. lol
Interesting Gifts! by ConranDecember 28, 2011
First I want to say that I hope you’ve all had a great Christmas, and that you didn’t all over do it too much. I’ve had a great holiday but definitely drank too much and appreciated a little more chocolate than I had planned to. So I guess I will be doubling up on my gym time in the new year and battling the increasing waistline when it hits. I give myself a week before I’m looking in the mirror and noticing a “jiggle” lol
Now for some reason I can’t see some pics posted by Jaxsen in the forum, but from what I gather by the responses, he was given a “personal pump” and an “inflatable companion” this Christmas.
I got some socks, a new keyboard, a smart TV and a collection of branded pint glasses amongst my gifts. I think my friends and family might just be a little too practical! lol
Now, although they are novelty gifts, or presents with some comedic value, most men would have been testing out a pump that very night. Come on, you know you would! You can’t be given a toy like that, even as a joke gift, and possibly resist trying it just for fun! lol
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A Hot Cam Guy Story by ConranDecember 1, 2011
A while ago I mentioned I’d found some stories of guys getting caught in some compromising positions with their cams. I thought it was about time I shared another that I heard very recently. I guess it’s one of those urban legends now, and I’m not sure how true it is, but this one came from a friend of mine who swears it actually happened to a guy he knows…
So, I guess It’s kind of like that glory hole legend (if you don’t know it, you’ll have to look it up because it makes me feel ill to explain it lol) but it’s actually not that bad and has a sweet ending.
This guy is in college, and he’s a bit of a closet case. Although he’s never done anything with another dude before, he has the hots for a couple of guys on his football team.
He goes to this party at one of the guys houses and this chick hits on him. Not wanting to raise suspicions, he goes along with her and they end up in a bedroom upstairs. He takes a look around and it turns out it’s his teammates bedroom, the guy he’s secretly fantasized about for months. There’s pics of topless chicks all over the walls, trophies he’s won and pics of the girls he’s dated on his desk.
This is almost enough for him and he gets so turned on thinking he’s about to get it on in the guys bed he starts to really get into it, even though she doesn’t really interest him at all.
Then, while he’s going at it, he looks up and sees a poster on the wall that he recognizes, looks over his shoulder to the desk, with a cam on the top of the monitor…
Yep, he’s doing a girl, in the bed of an anonymous guy he’s jerked off with on cam every night for the last two months
And the sweet ending is that he “came out” on cam to his anonymous buddy the next night and of course they both hooked up.
I don’t know how plausible it is, but still, it’s hot! lol
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Another Cam Guy Story by ConranOctober 24, 2011
So after the other day when I told you that story about the guy on cam who was attacked by his cat, I had a call from one of my buddies who comes here and checks out the site. He had another one to tell me that he swears is true. Personally, I don’t know if it’s just one of those stories, but it was still pretty funny.
So this guy is on his cam, putting on a show for a chick he’s been talking to on the net for a while. He’s really getting into it and even starts experimenting with a dildo at her request when the front door of his place bursts open and twenty officers from the local police department rush in. Seems he was suspected of drug dealing.
Yeah, there were apparently even shouts of “put down the weapon!” lol
At least they didn’t have to worry too much about the full body search!
I guess karma played its part in that too, because his wife had to leave work to go and bail him out. I wonder what story he gave her, and if he had to claim his dildo back?
Anyway, I was just checking to see if there were any more pics of the hot ripped cam guy Blake, and I thought I’d add these two to the mix after my last post about him back in June. I love the pics of boys in briefs. Although he’d look far better without them
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Another Famous Dude Caught On Cam by ConranAugust 18, 2011
A few days ago I offered a post about Reichen Lehmkuhl being caught jerking off on his web cam, and since then I’ve had a few messages from guys out there pointing me in the direction of some other guys who were captured on their cams when they perhaps might not have wanted to.
Isn’t it amazing the things you’ll do when you’re really horny? I mean, it’s like being drunk sometimes. Once you’re done and you’ve satisfied that itch you sometimes look back and think “what was I thinking?” lol
Or at least I sometimes do. And I guess some of those famous men out there who get caught on their cams might think the same.
So this dude is a famous Brazilian male model – Victor Gaspar – apparently fawned over by many millions of boys and girls around the world. Either he was having one of those “drunk on lust” moments and just didn’t care about being recorded and spread around, or he just doesn’t care if people see him naked and REALLY enjoying himself! lol
Personally, I hope it’s the latter. Who cares if others see him? Plenty of guys do it, and it’s a whole lot hotter than seeing a headless horseman on cam.1 Comment »
Caught On Cam? by ConranAugust 13, 2011
A while ago I talked about the phenomena of guys out there on their cams who are “headless”. They don’t show their faces because they fear that someone might recognize them. I pointed out that it was extremely unlikely that in the massive number of people out there someone you know might happen to stumble across you just at the right time.
So while that aspect of privacy was discussed, there was something else that I didn’t consider…
What happens when you save your private webcam videos on your computer, and someone else gets hold of it?
I had to bring this up today when a found out that buddy of mine recently had a very embarrassing experience with a house mate of his. He loves to cam with guys out there, and he has a habit of taking pics and videos of himself in front of his cam. Although he keeps himself to himself in the house and doesn’t really socialize with the other guys there, he had one of the guys ask if he could borrow his laptop to do a little job hunting. He was new to the area and the house, so my buddy was happy to oblige. And he admits that the guy was really gorgeous too!
So he lent him his laptop and didn’t think much of it. Until the next evening when the guy brought it back and thanked him, telling him it had been extremely useful, with a kinky smile and a wink.
My buddy immediately realized that he’d left three videos on there from some cam sessions a few weeks before, enjoying his toys and showing off for some guy he was chatting to in another city. Yes, very embarrassing!
So, let that be a lesson to you; curiosity gets the better of most of us, and you can’t really predict what circumstances might lead to someone else having access to your computer.No Comments »
What You Don’t Want on Cam – Wildlife by ConranJuly 14, 2011
Don’t get me wrong, I love animals. I could entertain myself for months with a cat and a laser pointer. And indeed I have been known to knock myself out with laughter when I’ve had the opportunity to combine the two! I love dogs, and I have one myself. He’s a dopey animal who seems to think he’s a mountain Goat, climbing all over the furniture. I often get in to find him standing on the dining room table.
But turning on a cam to chat with a guy and being introduced to Spot is not exactly exciting or titillating. Yeah, we get it, he’s like your baby. You’ll be getting out the photo album next and showing us pictures of when you got Mr. Buggles and brought him home.
The thing is, while it might seem harsh, most of us don’t care! lol
It’s like calling your friend thousands of miles away and having to talk to their three month old baby for ten minutes while they monitor the kids face for any sign of recognition or sudden epiphany. The kid doesn’t get that they are hearing the voice of someone on the other side of the planet. Just like them, the dog doesn’t get that his image is being beamed into the bedroom of a dude who wants to see you putting on a show. lol
Where did this post come from? A guy I was on cam with last night (not on Cam With Him I must add) insisted that I “talk” to his puppy while he went to get a beer. It’s a good thing the guy is seriously hot!
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Okay, so when I saw this webcam image of a dude in drag I knew it had to be high on my list of things you don’t want to be seeing when you bring up that cam screen! I know, there are plenty of us out there who love a little performance now and then, and I have been known to get jiggy wit it to a drag artist impersonating Cher, but I cannot imagine any of our cam boys doing this in a show, can you?
Actually, there might be one or two of our cam dudes who would find it hilarious to appear on cam like that, even if it’s just to freak out their audience a little
Having said that, are there any cams out there of drag artists? Believe me I know there are plenty of transexual cammers (Google is sometimes NOT your friend!) but any drag performers putting on a show? Hmm, interesting niche business opportunity perhaps lol
So I guess the moral of the story is… be careful, it really is a jungle out there!
P.S. No offence is intended to any guys reading this who might love to dress up and put on a show. And if you’re one of our hot cam guys thinking of doing this, please let me know and get some pics tooNo Comments »